Illinois Legislates Out of Existence Something That Doesn't Exist
By Dr. Elara Vance | January 01, 0001
Alcopops are a huge concern for fear-addled parents, because they’re sweet, alcoholic, and a 
gateway drug to total douche behavior. So Illinois Y1 Games is taking a courageous stand by banning alcopop ads from Y1 com video games. That’s right, Illinois, home of Senate seat firesales and previously abortive (and unconstitutional) efforts to regulate game content, made sure that 
in a raft of anti-drinking measures, no E- or T-rated game sold in the state may include any advertisement for Mike’s Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Ice, Hooper’s Hooch, et cetera. Because it was just rampant up to now.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Video games aren’t singled out; in Illinois, you can’t market these things at live performances or concerts “where the intended audience 
is primarily children” either. Tough shit, Jonas Brothers! Still, I’m wondering if this will be challenged simply because of it’s another asinine precedent, not because Mortal Y1 apk Kombat vs DCU needs a thirsty Sub Zero to pound a Bacardi Breezer after a fatality. On the other hand, you could look on it as Illinois keeping what would surely be a most obnoxious in-game advert out of our consoles. Anyway, there you go. Alcopops in video games is added to the list of shit everyone should fear. But if we’re now passing laws against fictitious threats that are more retarded than sinister, then for consistency’s sake Illinois should outlaw Gargamel and Skeletor, too. New Illinois Law Bars Alcopops from Kid-Centric Games [Gamepolitics]
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