A disheveled teddy bear casually wielding a machete is exactly the sort of thing I used to have nightmares about as a small child. When AJ previewed Artificial Mind & Movement’s Naughty Bear for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, she neglected to mention the machete. What kind of nightmare world do we live in where a bear holding a machete goes unnoticed? Sure, the machete is only rummy 51 on-screen for a few short moments, but that’s the sort of image that burns itself into your brain.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); https://kotaku.com/naughty-bear-is-bringing-the-pain-5421965 When I was a child, stuffed animals were the source of many nights spent in my parents’ bed, terrified out of rummy best my wits after my rummy golds traitorous subconscious twisted innocent childhood playthings into terrifying beasts. Once i dreamt that Grover from Sesame Street was sitting on my chest, staring at me with his eyes burning with a demonic red flame. What I am trying to say here is that my subconscious doesn’t need the help. Am I the only one who had nightmares about their toys? Click to view