I do not like the implications of Skyrim‘s craftable followers/NPCs mod. Not one bit. You can create life—give birth to fully formed adult wooden children—and then marry them if you so please. I can’t believe I even need to say this, but don’t marry your wooden children, people.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); OK, aside from the unholy matrimony, this mod is actually pretty cool. Here’s how it works: “Craft wooden people, not summoned creatures but actual npcs you can buy from, sell to, have follow you, or even marry. When they die you can just make more. You can even play as one! All you need to start can be found in the cellar of Anise’s Cabin south of Bleakfalls เครดิตฟรี Barrow. The Crafted NPC’s will appear under Scrolls in your invetory, and are used like a summoning spell.” But then it goes back into creepy territory. Different creepy territory: “Have all the residents of Yono Rummy your favorite town been killed by dragons, no problem, repopulate it with these wooden people!” Yeah no, that wouldn’t be THE MOST VAGUELY DISTURBING THING EVER at all. Mannequin monsters born of a terrifying Skyrim urban legend replacing all my happy, normal villagers? Sure, totally, sounds great. https://kotaku.com/horror-games-arent-the-scariest-games-1653486455 And somehow it gets worrrrrrrrse: “The playable race can have human eyes, it’s creepy, but entirely up to you.” Why would you do that? Why? You have given me actual nightmare fuel, made out of wood. Nightmare kindling. So, you know, weigh the pros and cons before downloading this one. Pro: if you need to offload some items, you can just whip up a wooden follower to Yono All APP lug them around or a wooden merchant to buy them. Con: the follower/merchant might sprout human eyes and then marry you. And so on and so forth. Check it out here. You’re reading Steamed, Kotaku’s page dedicated to all things in and around Valve’s stupidly popular PC gaming service. Games, culture, community creations, criticism, guides, videos—everything. If you’ve found anything cool/awful on Steam, send us an email to let us know. To contact the author of this post, write to [email protected] or find him on Twitter @vahn16